Laser Face just read the news. This is what laser face has to say about the news. Here is…the news.
Whales get screwed, as usual
“A federal appeals court allowed the Navy on Friday to resume using underwater sonar blasts in anti-submarine warfare tests off Southern California despite possible harm to endangered whales, saying the nation's military needs come first.”
I mean, who needs whales…right? Fuck the whales! We need the lamp oil for when the next tsunami hits.
No seriously, WTF?
When queried by the media, Judge Andrew Kleinfeld responded "We are currently engaged in war, in two countries.”
Yeah, Russia and China. The newspeak is thick these days.
After Star Trek IV The Voyage Home, we should know better than to upset our finned mammalian friends. They bring hours of joy to humans everywhere. They’re aliiiens. Judge Andrew Kleinfeld is a bad bad man. Personally, I’m afraid of whale ghosts. Think about it.
"The safety of the whales must be weighed, and so must the safety of our warriors. And of our country," said the Ninth U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in San Francisco.
Yeah, like the whales weigh as much as a country. Why….why are we so stupid?
1 comment:
Did you know that whales sleep 8 hours a night? Their brain never fully goes to sleep because they must consciously decide when to breathe (from the air they store in their lungs)
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