Sometimes you just need to write.
I normally use this site to provide value, Other times; mental masturbation: random drivel, designed to re-wire the readers perception. “The time for action is tomorrow!”
I’ll lay down some fiction.
The Egyptian fire zebra never mates until high noon, as the expulsion of sweat provides great pleasure to the beast.
See, that’s nuts, and by no means a reflection of the author’s personality--totally not mental masturbation.
This is mental masturbation: The news, bad tv, war, homophobia, racism, kidnapping, globalization, misogyny, history, etc. The list goes on. It’s time to move on people. Feel the power.
Get political, get romantic. Choose a cause, grab your weapon and hold tight your lover…bliss.
I figure being happy means taking your fantasies, and terraforming them into reality. Like if you dream about looking good: buy some new clothes, if you feel like ice cream: go to Dairy Queen. No, no that quote is no good. Forget everything I just said.
We all do it; mental masturbation. The trick is to catch yourself in the act, and harness that knowledge for personal growth. I grow by having you read totally weird and pointless blog posts.
Never rely on someone else’s fiction for fact finding. Experience doesn’t lie.
“Don’t believe the hype.” Anne Frank.
