Coffee Shop
People drinking coffee, staring
Some are having tea
Non fat milk
Man in camouflage, erection under pants
One woman, still obsessed with Dinosaurs
Drinking, sucking the hot liquids
Caffeine, replacing testosterone, estrogen
Mini society within the coffee shop
Baristas want to go home, watch Lost on ABC
Yell at their cheating boyfriend in the street
Where everybody can hear
Hopped up on caffeine, non-fat chai latte
Girl wants someone to pick her up
But when people talk, she acts uninterested
Old guy has dandruff, all over his black sports coat
He doesn’t care, he fought in
He needs Earl Grey
Young student spells out the evils of consumerism
Nobody is listening, so he gets louder
One Asian girl finds this attractive
He might be her alpha male
But nobody is talking to her, because she’s ugly
Dance mix 99 on the stereo
Who listens to this crap?
Slurp back more caffeine, getting agitated
Thump, thump, thump, thump
Party time in the coffee shop
Yeah bitch. I swear in my head
Fuck yeah!
I can swear in my head in the coffee shop
Piss shit fuck slut whore pimp!
I’m rocking out to dance mix 99 on caffeine
With the woman dreaming about dinosaurs
And the horny guy in army fatigues
And the lonely girl
And the anarchist student
And the bored baristas
We are all in the coffee shop
Fuck yeah!
And I can swear in my fucking head bitch shit fag
Because unless there are psychics in here, nobody can hear me
And the sun is going down
People are all hopped up, ready to go home
Log onto face book
Only to stop and empty their bladders of caffeine
Before going out to get drunk, and attempt to mate
Except for the ugly ones, they don’t like to go out
They just go for coffee, sometimes caffeine free apple cider
Like little sissies, fuck shit bitch asshole pimp-hand yeah!
This is my coffee shop
And I can swear in my head
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